Critical Myth

Television has become the medium of today's modern mythology, delivering the exploits of icons and archetypes to the masses. Names like Mulder, Scully, Kirk, Spock, and Buffy have become legend. This blog is a compilation of the reviews written about the tales of our modern day heroes.

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Monday, December 27, 2004

Just a couple of quick things...

We're back from my parents' new house, where we were visiting for the holidays. It's a wonderful place, but since it's the only house in the development currently finished, it's like living in the middle of nowhere. Very eerie! We got there on Christmas night, and everything was all right, but Cris was sick all day yesterday, and we're still trying to get things back to normal. Kids are going crazy with all the gifts from all the relatives, and we're very thankful for everything we've received and the chance to spend time with our loved ones.

Our good spirits are somewhat tempered, of course, by the tragedy currently unfolding in Asia. There are no words to describe the depth of suffering taking place in that part of the world. They say that half the victims could be young children, and that an entire generation has been decimated. To those of us on the other side of the world, it's impossible to comprehend. It's just as impossible to consider how many more will fall victim to disease or lack of water and food. All our prayers are with the survivors.

Though it pales in comparison, our thoughts are also with the family of Reggie White. Reggie was one of my favorite players, and though I did not agree with his religious views, I did greatly admire his dedication to community.

More later...

Thursday, December 23, 2004

X-Files 4.16: "Unrequited"


Written by Howard Gordon and Chris Carter
Directed by Michael Lange

In which Skinner is assigned to protect a general who is being hunted down by a former POW, a man that Mulder seems to think can render himself invisible at will…


Status Report

Thanks to the decision to air “Leonard Betts” after the Super Bowl, the timeline of the fourth season was thrown into complete confusion. It was bad enough that the producers decided to air “Never Again” before “Momento Mori”, giving Scully’s psychology a rather bizarre flip week to week, but then there was the previous episode, “Kaddish”, which was produced before “Leonard Betts” and made no mention of Scully’s cancer at all. At least in that case, there was a solid excuse: the writers treated the episodes as if they were being aired in a specific order, and that didn’t happen.

Such an excuse cannot be made for “Unrequited”. The writers intentionally set this episode much earlier in the season, jumping back to just after “Unruhe” in the timeline so as to avoid any discussion of Scully’s medical condition whatsoever. This assumes that the audience is paying attention to the dates and times given in the episode, because otherwise, it would be very easy to assume that the writers were dodging the whole cancer issue in favor of less consistent storytelling.

It certainly doesn’t help that this is the second episode in a row written by Howard Gordon. Gordon’s insistence on making political statements, as if driven by some subconscious mandate, simply adds to a growing number of such episodes over the past couple seasons. Considering that every single one of those episodes has been a disappointment, one would think that Gordon would get the bloody point already and let the series stick to what it does best: explore the unknown.

Instead, Gordon wanted to speak to the travails of the Vietnam vet and the lingering stigma attached to those who fought in the war. It’s rather telling that even Gordon couldn’t make the concept entirely interesting, even after adding the paranormal element of “hiding in natural blind spots”. He had to ask Chris Carter to help pull the episode together, and by all accounts, it didn’t work out so well.

This episode is often cited as an example of 1013’s poor management of the writing staff. “Momento Mori”, easily a candidate for a two-part mythology epic, ran incredibly long when the story was confined to a single hour. This fact quickly made its way to the fandom, and as one would expect, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. This episode was salt on the wound; even with Carter’s attempt to add heft to the episode, the final product ran very short. As a result, the story was rearranged so that the final scenes could be used as a teaser. This left many wondering why this episode needed to exist at all, when they could have easily scrapped it in favor of a longer, more complete two-part version of “Momento Mori”.

It’s also rather surprising to hear that Gordon and Carter consider this episode to be an important character moment for Skinner. It seems rather clear that the opportunity to use Skinner’s experience in Vietnam was wasted; it doesn’t come into play at all until the final scene, where it’s mentioned more or less in passing. If the writers were looking for a way to pad the episode and give it more context, they could have easily made this a strong Skinner episode. Imagine if five minutes had been spent on Skinner’s struggles with this case instead of filling the time with recycled marching band footage.

One can always tell when the writers are having trouble getting a grasp on the phenomenon in question. Within the first ten minutes, Teager displays an ability to disappear that doesn’t match the theories being tossed out in the episode itself. It’s one thing for someone to understand where a person’s blind spots would be and to take advantage of that. It’s quite another to slip into the blind spot of dozens of people at the exact same time, when all of those people are looking at the same spot from different angles!

There is an attempt to make Skinner more authoritative, perhaps in keeping with his strong demeanor in “The Field Where I Died”, which was set in roughly the same time month as this episode. This is a likely example of what the writers meant by tying Skinner’s Vietnam experience into his reaction to the case. If so, it doesn’t entirely translate, since nothing new is revealed about the man. Character development is not reiterating what the audience knows; it’s building on established knowledge and delving more deeply into the underlying psychology.

Perhaps unintentionally, this episode brings up something that was never fully explored over the course of the series. The Right Hand is portrayed as a dangerous domestic terrorist organization, and in every respect, that’s exactly what it is. However, in rather short order, the government is taken over by a corrupt and inhuman element with complete control of the military. Groups like The Right Hand and their ilk would eventually take on a new and even positive role, serving as a potential underground to combat the conspiracy. That doesn’t take away from the fact that The Right Hand, in this instance, stands for the wrong solution to a lingering problem.

Markham is used to advance more than just an uneasy tone for the episode; he also gets to spout some exposition about the political issue that Gordon feels the need to trumpet. Of course, there are a lot of social and political problems that never see the light of day, and pointing them out is something of value. But there are also issues that are relatively well-known, and the inequities suffered by veterans of Vietnam is one such issue. There really is no reason to beat this dead horse, especially since the plot is centered on one former POW’s homicidal tendencies. That’s not a good way to remind people that Vietnam vets are just like everyone else!

If Teager is simply slipping into natural blind spots, then why would that cause physical harm to Renee Davenport? Scully points out that Renee was found to have a floating blind spot, but none of the medical conditions necessary for that to occur naturally. There are two problems with this. If Teager is using natural blind spots to hide in plain sight, how could he know where a floating blind spot would be? And if not, how is he making a person have a blind spot wherever he happens to be, without causing the symptoms exhibited by Renee?

One clear sign that the episode is in serious trouble is Marita’s completely unnecessary involvement. Why would Mulder go to someone working within the United Nations to find information about American POWs? For that matter, why would Marita risk exposure by helping Mulder in this instance, when it doesn’t gain her or the conspiracy anything? One could conjecture that Cancer Man is trying to draw Mulder back into a position of dependency as part of his gambit regarding Scully’s health, but that’s quite a stretch.

The point of assigning Skinner to the protection of the generals to be assassinated is supposedly to discredit him and, by extension, Mulder and Scully. This doesn’t make sense in light of Skinner’s bargain with Cancer Man. Why would Cancer Man want to reduce the possible utility of someone under his thumb? One could argue that Cancer Man is trying to ensure that Mulder and Scully won’t have the clout to find other options, but it was made rather clear that those options didn’t exist. So why discredit Skinner now?

Beyond the implication that the government has lied about the number of POWs still in Vietnam, covering up the truth to avoid the embarrassments of a previous generation, there’s not much to the episode. Teager’s ability is inconsistently portrayed and it takes less than half the episode to spill out the rather plain and simple plot. The rest of the episode is wasted, with opportunities for character development squandered at nearly every turn. The fact that the writers felt a need to backtrack in the timeline, rather than directly address the impact of Scully’s illness on her ability to work and function, is a complete mystery. There’s certainly nothing about this episode to suggest that it was a story begging to be told.


Memorable Quotes

SKINNER: “Well, if I have to devise a strategy around that story, then there is no strategy…”

MULDER: “Well, given the facts of the case and Private Burkholder’s polygraph test, this is the closest thing to an explanation that we’ve got.”
SCULLY: “Or it’s just a clever story being proffered as a cover-up for what is actually an elaborately orchestrated conspiracy.”
MULDER: “Well, there is that possibility, too…”

MULDER: “Well, that might account for Teager’s vanishing.”
SCULLY: “I asked the doctor that…and he laughed at me…”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode was a complete waste of time. Instead of focusing on the effects of Scully’s cancer, the writers chose to jump back in time and tell a story that doesn’t add up and has no relevance to the characters. Skinner has some good scenes, but overall, opportunities to explore his character are tossed aside. Once again, the writers try to insert political and social commentary into an episode, and the result is a solid failure.

Writing: 0/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 1/2
Style: 0/4

Final Rating: 3/10

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Entil's Holiday Update

(The second time around...the damn computer ate the first draft...)

Well, it's been some time since I gave a general update. Things have been kinda hectic at Casa Entil, largely due to the wonderful collection of diseases and other mutant lifeforms brought home by the kids. Riley graced us all with a stomach virus (just in time for Thanksgiving for me), and then we've all had sinus colds and ear infections. Riley was also getting all four bicuspids at the same time, so he's been a bit of a pill. I had to stay home with him a couple days, which ought to tell everyone how crazy it was!

Everyone's on the mend now, though, and we hope to be in good spirits for the Christmas holiday! We're going to be going to stay with my parents for a few days beginning with 25 Dec, so it should be interesting. I'm not sure if I should take sleeping pills, No-Doz, or both...

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We've also had a number of things that have stolen away our attention on the entertainment front. My wife is taking classes for her school again, so we got a new laptop for her to use so she can avoid the chilly basement office. Obviously, I use it as well (like, right at the moment)! Part of the fun was setting up the wireless router for the DSL, which took me two nights and much patience. The upside is, this computer has screen capture software, so I get to make my own pretties for the DVD reviews!

I also took the time (amid sick days with Riley) to watch the entire Extended Edition of "Lord of the Rings". As with the first two films, I found that the extended version of "Return of the King" was a vast improvement. I especially liked the additional scenes for Eowyn on the Pellenor and all things Faramir...it gave much needed context to both roles, which didn't display their obvious strength in the theatre version.

Also interesting was the Collector's Edition DVD of "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier". One can't help but feel for Shatner after listening to his commentary...he really was trying to make a great film...

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As everyone is aware by now, January is going to be the review month from Hell. Both "24" and "Alias" will be starting with lots of material, and there are episodes of "Lost" and "Enterprise" scattered in there as well. So it's going to be a challenge to cover it all in a timely fashion. I don't know if I'll be able to stick to this schedule, but here's how I hope it will fall out:

Lost 1.12 (~Th, 06 Jan)
Alias 4.1 (~F, 07 Jan)
Alias 4.2 (~Sat/Sun, 08/09 Jan)

24 4.1 (~M, 10 Jan)
24 4.2 (~T, 11 Jan)
24 4.3 (~W, 12 Jan)
Lost 1.13 (~Th, 13 Jan)
24 4.4 (~F, 14 Jan)

Alias 4.3 (~M, 17 Jan)
24 4.5 (~T, 18 Jan)
Enterprise 4.10 (~W, 19 Jan)
Lost 1.14 (~Th, 20 Jan)
Alias 4.4 (~F, 21 Jan)

By that point, I ought to be caught up enough to get the episodes back into normal rotation, so long as the networks don't do anything insane again:

Enterprise 4.11 (~M, 24 Jan)
24 4.6 (~T, 25 Jan)
Lost 1.15 (~Th, 27 Jan)
Alias 4.5 (~F, 28 Jan)

Needless to say, during the month of January, the DVD review rotation of "Buffy"/"Angel", "Roswell", and "X-Files" will be suspended. The "Firefly" reviews will stay on the schedule I mentioned before, since the review for "War Stories" wasn't supposed to come along until Feb 2005. Hopefully I won't slip from that schedule, but if I do, I'll resume in the order I mentioned.

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Some might be wondering how this is going to affect the completion of "Morituri", which has already been slow and less than steady. Well, I'll have less time for writing, of course, but I hope to continue some writing here and there. The page total is up to 83, which is rather nice, and the rewrite is coming along. The scenes I've been posting as "Morituri B" are actually very close to the final versions, and as the story comes to natural breaking points, I'll be finalizing the chapters and posting them to the website. So, hey, it's the impression of progress, at any rate!

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In addition to the shows I'm reviewing, there are a number of other shows that my wife and I are interested in (together or otherwise). Just for kicks, here's the Entil family TV listings (TiVo supported):

MON
"24""Medium" (NEW!)

TUE
"NCIS"

"The Amazing Race"
"American Idol" (Mrs. Entil)

WED
"Lost"

"Alias"
"Smallville"
"The West Wing"
"Ghost Hunters"

THUR
"Survivor"

"Joey" (Mrs. Entil)
"The Apprentice"
"Point Pleasant" (NEW!)

FRI
"Enterprise"

"Andromeda"
"Stargate: SG-1"
"Stargate: Atlantis"
"Battlestar Galactica" (NEW!)

SUN
"Desperate Housewives" (Mrs. Entil)

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That's about it. I've been reading a few good books lately, like the Galactic Center series by Gregory Benford, as well as some of the recent "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" novels. Both media tie-in series have been rather strong of late, which makes for good brain candy!

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I hope that everyone has a great holiday season, regardless of religious belief! I hope to be around here and there between now and the new year, but if not, take care of yourselves, and I'll talk to you soon!

Roswell 2.8: "Meet the Dupes"

Written by Toni Graphia
Directed by James A. Contner

In which a second set of hybrids, identical to those in Roswell, arrive in town to inform Max that he is needed for a summit between the ruling families of their old star system…


Status Report

By this point in the season, in terms of the production schedule, the writers had every reason to think that the season was ending with episode 13. As a result, the issue of closure was on the table; the science fiction elements needed to be pulled together and brought to a relative conclusion. This episode, the first of a two-part effort to clear the table of several lingering plot threads, actually confuses things even more. While this is an effective way to generate interest in the second half, it doesn’t do much to clarify the series mythology.

In “Summer of ‘47”, Michael learned that there were 8 hybrids, stored in groups of four in two separate pod clusters. This episode introduces the other set of hybrids, and as it turns out, they are effectively identical to the familiar Royal Four from Roswell. Unlike the Roswell hybrids, however, these four act like pretentious grunge posers and live in New York.

Twisted “alternate” versions of main characters are a staple of science fiction entertainment. The success or failure of that concept is entirely based on the realistic portrayal of those alternates. In this case, it’s hard to take the NY Four very seriously. They don’t talk like anyone on the planet (only Lonnie manages something close to a NYC accent) and if they were brought to this summit meeting, it’s very hard to imagine that they would be taken seriously. It’s more likely that the other alien leaders would think the deposed king has developed a mental condition.

There are hints along the way that this is intentional. If one set of Four turned out a bit wrong, perhaps too inhuman or unstable to hide within normal society, then it would explain why the NY Four seem to be uniquely flawed. It also creates a major plot hole. If the NY Four have been running around in such a brazen manner, why weren’t they located by Pierce and the Special Unit long before the Roswell Four came under suspicion? One can understand from the second half why the Skins left the NY Four alone, but there’s no reason for Pierce to have done the same.

It’s probably for the best that Zan was taken out of the episode early. He sounded like he was seriously stoned to begin with, which might explain how Rath and Lonnie managed to get the drop on him. Katherine does a fine job with Lonnie, giving the character the requisite dangerous, sexually-charged vibe necessary to pull off the concept. Brendan, unfortunately, can’t seem to get the accent down consistently, and his mannerisms are so frenetic as to be laughable. Where Lonnie exudes menace, Rath is about as frightening as a Flintstones villain. Ava, sad to say, is so meek as to have no discernable character traits at all; it would have been fun to see her vamp it up a bit, since she’s at least as hot as Lonnie.

Some also question why both sets of Four would be the same age. From the perspective of the series as a whole, it actually makes sense. After all, the first season made it clear that there was a pre-selected time when the hybrids would be contacted. Perhaps that had more to do with pre-programming than Nasedo’s plans. If the hybrids were supposed to start feeling a desire to mate at an exact time, then the pods would be programmed to release them so they would be sexually mature when that exact time came.

The depiction of the NY Four isn’t the only problematic plot element in the episode. The writers resurrect the concept of the dying red giant star from Liz’s vision in “Sexual Healing”. Apparently the supernova created by the unusually quick destruction of that star is just now reaching Earth. The implication is that Kivar’s revolution was connected to the collapse of the star, and that it took 50 years for that supernova to appear in Earth’s sky.

Anyone with a basic knowledge of astrophysics could explain why that is impossible. For one thing, the red giant in Liz’s vision was supposed to have come from the Whirlwind Galaxy. Such a galaxy would be hundreds of thousands of light-years away. Two things would be immediately clear from this basic piece of information: astronomers on Earth cannot distinguish individual stars in distant galaxies, certainly not well enough to know that the star collapsed too early, and Kivar’s revolution would have subsequently taken place hundreds of thousands of years ago.

The alternate explanation is that the red giant in question was in local space, but in the same line of sight as the Whirlwind Galaxy. That would, unfortunately, place the source of the supernova about 50 light-years from Earth. Any supernova that close to the Solar System would wipe out all life on the planet! So obviously, the whole concept of the collapsing red giant is ill-advised from the onset.

It works far better from a character perspective, since it is clearly meant as a metaphor for Max and Liz. Liz is beginning to realize the cost of Future Max’s plan, and she is not at all happy about it. As a result, Liz is trying to find some middle road, and it’s just not working for her. Her expectations, of course, are completely unrealistic. There’s no reason for Max to act like they can be friends, and Liz ought to know that.

Brody finally shows up again, and just in time for things to get interesting. He helps to lay down the exposition regarding the NYC summit meeting, setting up the connection between the alien abduction phenomenon and mental communication from the races of the Antar Kingdom. More importantly, he takes over the obstructionist role previously filled by Courtney. Courtney drew Michael out of his relationship with Maria, and now that she’s gone, Brody is there to catch Maria’s eye. In turn, Brody gets some much needed screen time and character development.

One apparently plot hole is actually easy to explain. The NY Three seem to know more about the situation in Roswell than they should. While this is never fully explained, it’s clear from the second half that Lonnie and Rath are in league with Nicholas. In fact, it’s quite possible that they have been in contact for a very long time. Nicholas knows that the NY Four were the rejects, after all, and he could have held them in reserve until a moment such as this. Nicholas knows a great deal about the situation in Roswell from the mind invasion he conducted on both Courtney and Max in the previous episode. So in this case, there’s a somewhat reasonable explanation.

Max continues to have issues of trust with just about everyone on the planet. He doesn’t trust Liz, Isabel, or Michael, and that isolation is pushing him further and further into his single-minded authoritative blindness, the same attitude that apparently led to his downfall as Xan on Antar. Isabel certainly isn’t helping by keeping the truth to herself.

Valenti’s reaction is damned funny (because it’s so understandable!), and the writers drop in more hints about the extent of Rath and Lonnie’s intel on the situation in Roswell. They knew enough to recognize that Valenti knew about the aliens (or managed to figure it out in conversation), and they knew enough to mention alien hunters. It’s hard to see how they would know one and not the other, but it’s possible that Nicholas told them only part of the story.

For all that Max can’t deal with being friendly with Liz, his heart is saying something very different. After all, if he wanted to avoid Liz completely, why keep coming to the Crashdown on his own? It makes sense to go if he’s with other people, but going there alone is just an invitation for Liz to come talk to him. And maybe, to some extent, that’s what he wants; he could unconsciously be pushing Liz into telling him the truth.

If Rath and Lonnie had enough advance information from Nicholas to know where Max’s bedroom was, then it’s hard to imagine that they wouldn’t know about Liz. This is just an example of how their knowledge of the Royal Four is inconsistently depicted. That said, it’s amusing to watch them tear apart Max’s little world, and the conversation between Lonnie and Philip is disturbing in all the right ways. Lonnie is very good with the lying and the sultry, something that fits the information about Vilandra perfectly. (And hearing Katherine refer to Liz as Max’s “bitch” is just hysterical!)

It’s also very interesting to note that Max is still in therapy, something that was used as something of a prologue in “Skin and Bones” and then never revisited. Now it seems that Isabel has also been in therapy, possibly just as long. If the Evans are so worried about Max and Isabel that they have been sending their children to therapy for months, why are Max and Isabel able to run off on their own without warning or notification? It doesn’t say much for the Evans, who seem to wise up only when the writers find it necessary.

While it’s hard to think of Maria with anyone other than Michael, there’s a fair amount of chemistry between Maria and Brody. Brody is the same kind of off-kilter personality that Maria used to be, before the alien drama forced her to take things a little more seriously. Maria really needs to find the fun again (seeing her sing more often would have helped balance out the character), and Brody comes along at just the right time.

Equally hilarious in the most disturbing possible way is Rath’s attempt to hit on Liz. Granted, there’s another example of Rath knowing more about Liz and Max than he should, but that’s not the best part of the scene. How Shiri managed to keep in character is a mystery! It’s easy to believe that her reaction to the kiss was genuine, especially with Brendan in the Rath get-up!

The writers tie the dying star into the overall mythology by having Max recognize it as significant, but it’s not clear why Max would think that the activity recorded by Brody is connected. Equally important is the observation that Max is just like Zan, only worse. That confirms what the writers have been building up for several episodes this season: Max is beginning to fall into the patterns that led to Xan’s downfall on Antar.

Endless twitching aside, Rath shows all the same contentious characteristics that Michael has since day one, only worse. He clearly wants to run the show, and he hates the fact that Max is the one really in charge. It makes one wonder if Xan and Rath were always at odds, even as allies. That could have been their strength; Rath could have balanced out Xan’s worst excesses, at least until the end. In this incarnation, of course, Rath betrays Xan, whereas Michael typically remains loyal to Max, even when he doesn’t have to be.

Rath mentions that the summit is between the ruling families of the five planets of their home star system (Antar). Once again, this concept doesn’t work at all with the idea that their home star collapsed. For one thing, it’s hard to believe that five planets capable of harboring life would exist around a red giant; those stars are huge and planetary models don’t favor the rocky planets that would presumably be necessary for the species of the Antar Kingdom. More to the point, if such a star were to harbor five viable planets, those planets would be vaporized by the supernova of the star’s collapse.

The writers are clearly trying to set the stage for a possible end to the war that began with Kivar’s hostile takeover of Xan’s throne. Apparently there are five worlds within the kingdom, and each world has a ruling family. The five families represent the nobility, and among the ruling families, the monarchy must fall to the most powerful of the five. Xan’s family was wiped out by the Skins under Kivar; this gives the writers three other possible alien species to use in the future.

For practical reasons, much of the attention is placed on Rath and Lonnie. This is very unfortunate, because it leaves Emilie de Ravin looking very attractive in her punk outfit, staring at the walls until she has something to do. The logic is apparently to keep her from saying too much too soon, to keep up the element of surprise, but it’s actually annoying in retrospect, because there’s no reason for Ava to be sidelined like Tess has been.

It’s also strange for everyone to be hanging out in the UFO Museum overnight, when very little seems to have happened in the intervening hours. The point, it seems, is to create the tension when Brody walks in and finds the place being used as Max’s little hangout. This in turn leads to Maria having breakfast with Brody, and Brody’s exposition about a possible abduction coming up. It’s all very necessary, but it could have been handled a little more carefully.

Lonnie does such a good job with her plan to manipulate Max that it makes one wonder what Isabel could be capable of, if she let that part of her former incarnation take hold. For that matter, Rath and Lonnie seem to be more than happy to follow their destined role as lovers, even if it’s in an open relationship. Perhaps Rath was aware that Vilandra took on many lovers, and didn’t care because he wasn’t always faithful himself.

In an episode riddled with plot problems and inconsistencies, there’s also the small matter of bad continuity. Before leaving with Tess to go to the summit, Max stops by to drop off an engraved pocket knife that Liz supposedly gave him for Christmas the year before. There’s one small problem with that: Max broke off his budding relationship with Liz before Christmas that season and they didn’t get back together until after mid-February. Considering the fact that this scene doesn’t require him to give back a gift like that, it’s an unnecessary mistake.

It’s also quite hard to believe that Max would ignore the fact that Liz knows about the granilith, even though he never told her about it. At the very least, it should have made him even more wary of Liz and her recent decisions. As paranoid as Max is at his point, it’s hard to understand his relatively calm reaction.

By the time the truth about Xan is finally revealed, it’s a bit of a letdown. Xan had more than enough time to defend himself, since Rath had to speed up the truck, and one would think that the NY Four had a better understanding of their own powers than the Royal Four. It also seems odd that Rath and Lonnie would ignore the fact that Max was bringing Tess along; it was obviously just a convenient way to give Ana an out, so she could stay in Roswell and provide exposition in the second half.

It’s difficult to judge the first half of a two-part episode, but in this case, there’s more than enough to weigh the good against the bad. As usual, the character exploration provides most of the highlights, and the frantic pacing of the plot arc results in most of the blunders. This episode, like many in the second season, seems to work despite itself. As long as one focuses on the characters, then it’s quite enjoyable. Any attempt to understand the series mythology past the end of the first season is often rewarded with disappointment.


Memorable Quotes

BRODY: “But it’s a very small thing.”
MARIA: “Yes, it is a very small thing, and that’s why a person who can’t even get the cheese right does not deserve to live!”
BRODY: “Wow…you take your job very seriously…”

LIZ: “Oh my God…Ew!”
RATH: “Epic…”

ALEX: “Ladies…frosty beverage?”
LONNIE: “No three-ways tonight, Opie. Maybe later!”

LIZ: “OK, this thing kind of happened with Kyle, but it didn’t really happen, and I can’t tell Max what I didn’t do. But I can’t tell you what I didn’t do either, so don’t ask me to explain it, OK? But…the point is, I just feel really stupid being here.”
MARIA: “Do you realize that what you just said made absolutely no sense?”

RATH: “You want me to kill him for you?”
MICHAEL: “I’ll get back to you on that…”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode did a nice enough job of setting things up for the second half of the story, but there were several logical and plotting errors along the way. As usual, the strength of the episode is the character development, which continues to explore the central theme of the season. The alternate versions of the hybrids were quite amusing; it’s too bad that they were only used in a couple of episodes.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 2/4

Final Rating: 7/10

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Angel 1.8: "I Will Remember You"


Written by David Greenwalt and Jeanne Renshaw
Directed by David Grossman

In which Angel’s humanity is restored during a visit from Buffy, forcing him to decide between a relationship with his true love or the mission he has undertaken…


Status Report

This episode really should not work as well as it does. After all, it uses one of the most predictable plot devices conceivable to give Angel and Buffy a nice, sweeps-friendly love nest before yanking it back. It draws Buffy back to Angel just when it seems like her interests are moving on to someone else. It keeps “Angel” from finding its own voice, just when it seems like the series could use something more to drive it forward.

Yet for all that, the writers must have realized that the fans hadn’t made the mental and emotional leap necessary to accept the split between Buffy and Angel. The seeds of that decision had come long before, early in the third season of “Buffy”, during the Christmas-themed episode “Amends”. Angel was clearly meant to be a hero, working towards his own redemption. Having already learned that a relationship with Buffy meant bad things, the logical step was moving on.

This episode poses the one possibility that remained in play: what if Angel were to be restored to his former humanity? What if he was no longer bound to the curse, and could give Buffy what she wanted and deserved, without fear of turning demonic? Could Angel learn to accept that his struggle for redemption is over that quickly, and learn to live like a normal man again?

Buffy’s reason for coming to Los Angeles is obviously to see Angel; her father has all but checked out of her life by this point. More than that, Buffy has every reason to come around and give Angel a piece of her mind. Angel was the one who decided to leave Sunnydale, and he made that decision without consulting her in the slightest. To have him come back just long enough to see everyone but her, without so much as a word, is like twisting the knife in her gut.

Of course, once Angel is attacked by the Mohra demon, Buffy slips into Slayer mode and tries to justify her continued presence by joining the hunt to “make things even”. At the same time, it seems like a pretext to get more time to express her feelings, something that she doesn’t do all that well on a good day. She’s obviously conflicted, because she claims to have come to Los Angeles to tell Angel not to come around or see her anymore, since it messes with her process of moving on. It doesn’t occur to her, perhaps, that the point would be delivered more efficiently by not communicating it in person. Mixed messages are often hard to interpret.

The Mohra demon seems to be an ill-considered plot device. If the blood of a Mohra demon is able to heal so effectively, to the point of restoring a vampire to life, one would think that someone would have heard about it before now. In fact, one might even wonder why Giles wouldn’t have thought about it for Angel, at least for the sake of Buffy’s happiness. Had the Mohra demon been important in the long-term, one would have expected it to come up again, perhaps in the fifth season when Spike was more than a little interested in restoring his humanity.

Whatever the case, the writers make the most of Angel’s restoration. Unlike the Ring of Amarra, which only made Angel invulnerable, this plot device allows Angel to experience his lost humanity in full. It’s not at all surprising, then, that he’s interested in two things: feeding his face and exploring the possibility of demon-free sex. Having nothing in his stomach, of course, food comes first. (It’s a wonder he didn’t give himself food poisoning or serious indigestion, but that’s another matter of debate!)

Angel’s restoration immediately brings up one major question: what about his path towards redemption? Even Doyle is thrown for a loop. It turns out that Doyle was aware that Angel was up for restoration if The Powers That Be stepped in, and this hints that Doyle had more information than he was letting on. It also muddies the waters in terms of the fourth season conception that Doyle was part of Jasmine’s master plan; if Doyle was actually aware of TPTB and their plans for Angel, then he wasn’t simply getting visions.

At the same time, there seems to be two layers to Angel’s mission: the real mission, guided more or less remotely by TPTB, and then Jasmine’s plan to co-opt Angel’s real mission for her own purposes. From the perspective of the series as a whole, TPTB could have known about Jasmine and seen her as part of Angel’s overall path. Whatever the case, this places Angel’s decision in the series finale in an interesting and oft-forgotten perspective: the “Shanshu Prophecy” was not the only place where Angel’s restoration was mentioned, even if Angel forgets his conversation with Doyle later. (That’s not surprising, since he probably tries to forget this day as much as possible.)

It’s questionable for the writers to suddenly introduce the idea of Doyle knowing so much more about Angel and his mission. The writers were well aware of Glenn Quinn’s impending exit, and so it’s disingenuous for them to hint that Doyle will be around to slowly but surely reveal the truth. The only explanation would be that the writers wanted the audience to understand that Angel’s mission was compromised when Doyle was killed; in a way, that could play into the idea that Jasmine took steps to use Angel for her own purposes, cutting Doyle out of the action once he became inconvenient.

This episode introduces the Oracles, the first in a string of otherworldly intermediaries with TPTB. It’s quite possible that the season arc was supposed to evolve very differently than it did; the Oracles don’t quite fit into the Buffyverse as it eventually unfolded, as if they were a discarded plot element. Whatever the case, they tell Angel what would eventually be reinforced in the season finale: TPTB intended to restore Angel’s humanity after he completed his task by averting the apocalypse, thus saving humanity.

Interestingly, the Oracles make it very plain that Angel’s current restoration must have been part of the overall plan. It’s suggested that Angel is meant to learn something from his experience, something that the Oracles don’t fully understand themselves. They only know that Angel must be sent away, to find himself at the necessary crossroads, so he can consciously make the decision to be a Champion. Choosing the path, of course, is very different from being forced to walk it.

Angel’s eventual choice is hardly a revelation; he sees the potential problems of being Buffy’s human boyfriend, constantly in need of her protection (not unlike, say, Xander). Angel logically sees that a relationship with Buffy wouldn’t work until he could reconcile his new life for himself. Logic, however, is hardly at play between them, and all it takes is a single touch for all the pent-up passion to take hold. That leads to a mixture of the eating and the sex, which pretty much covers everything that Angel could possibly want in that moment.

Of course, as anyone with a brain could easily guess, the happiness cannot last. Doyle has the inevitable vision of the Mohra demon, back and stronger than ever. Doyle comes at warn Angel and Buffy, but Angel decides to go take on the demon himself, armed with whatever he and Doyle can research on the way to the demon’s likely location.

On the face of it, this is intensely stupid. Angel has no reason to risk himself when the Slayer is at his disposal. But with a little reflection, it’s easy to see where Angel is coming from. Angel has already mentioned his concerns about being a distraction for Buffy, constantly in need of protection, unable to hold his own. For Angel, this is a matter of proving to himself that he can hold up his end of the bargain, even if he doesn’t have to for his own redemption.

More than that, some part of Angel must understand that abandoning his former path is the wrong move. Characters in the Buffyverse rarely express their true feelings; they dodge and weave behind the answers they think people want to hear, just like real people. Proving that he can stand on his own isn’t just for Buffy’s sake; if he can fight by her side, then he gets to continue his new path, fulfilling the responsibility he’s already accepted.

The Mohra demon tosses out some choice exposition throughout the fight, even when Buffy shows up to save Angel from one hell of a beating. In a nice bit of continuity, the Mohra mentions that the apocalypse has already started, something that dovetails with the description of the “end times” given in the fifth season. The writers routinely played with the expectations of the audience when it came to the “apocalypse”, so it’s interesting to note that the first real mention of it essentially matches what the final explanation would be.

It’s also not clear what the Mohra means when he says “together they were powerful, but alone, they are dead”. The apparent interpretation is that they are a powerful combination for TPTB when they are both working as Champions, but if one of them steps off that path, they both will fail and die in the process. Of course, that may not be the point; after all, Buffy dies less than two years later, and that was something Joss had in mind long before the fourth season. So the meaning of the Mohra demon’s words seems muddled at best.

Angel interprets the Mohra’s demon’s words to mean that “soldiers of darkness” are coming, and if Buffy stands alone, she will fall. The inevitable conclusion is that Angel is needed to fight those soldiers in Los Angeles, as an additional line of defense for the Slayer. In retrospect, this doesn’t quite make sense. Most of what Angel faces has little to do with Buffy and much to do with his own choices. Similarly, Buffy’s foes have nothing to do with Angel and his travails. So why would the Oracles make that claim?

Again, it seems likely that the Oracles were testing Angel, placing the choice of Buffy’s life or his own humanity on the scales. Angel chooses to become a Champion not just to save Buffy, but also to give TPTB the weapon they need to fight the darkness. It’s that second part that makes the greatest impression on the Oracles. In keeping with this interpretation of the episode, Angel is left to remember the sacrifice he made, not as a burden, but as a reminder of the importance of his work.

Angel makes his point of view rather clear to Buffy. It’s not enough to fight for one’s own reasons; if the battle is fought for personal gain, then it’s fought for the wrong reasons. That’s about imposing one’s will on the universe, effectively becoming the very thing to be fought. It’s about willingly placing the lives of others above one’s own. That’s what TPTB are looking for in Angel, and that’s what he intends to give them.

It’s not just about TPTB or some struggle against the apocalypse. As the fifth season would reinforce, it’s a metaphor for life itself. Much of what Angel endures is a metaphor for young adulthood. In this case, it’s that moment in life when it becomes clear that one cannot live in service to one’s own desires forever. Angel is still learning that lesson in this episode, and he would struggle with it going into the second season. (Not incidentally, this is exactly the point that Cordelia makes.)

That doesn’t make it any easier for Buffy. Once again, it’s as if Angel is denying her happiness, even if she intellectually understands the point that he’s trying to make. The fact that they only have a minute makes it even worse. It makes sense from a dramatic standpoint to show Buffy and Angel holding on to those last precious moments, but in a very real way, it’s cruel for Angel to do it. He could have let the time pass without seeing her, or simply let her hold on the happiness, unaware of what’s about to happen. Perhaps he feels a need to explain himself while she can still understand, to serve some internal need for affirmation. Whatever the case, it’s easy to see where Angelus gets his ability to twist emotions and toy with people; Angel himself has quite the subconscious talent for it.

The episode leaves Buffy and Angel in two very different positions. Buffy is left feeling manipulated and confused, no different than the moment she barged in and gave Angel a piece of her mind. It leaves her in a bit of a tailspin, however, because the writers have just given the audience a few good reasons why Riley Finn wouldn’t make a very good match for her. Then again, that could be why the writers revealed Riley’s role in the Initiative just prior to this crossover, to establish that Riley is not a normal man and capable of handling himself in combat.

Angel, on the other hand, now knows about the coming darkness and presumably why Doyle was sent to help him make that human connection. Doyle was sent to ensure that Angel would understand what he was fighting for, because one way or another, Angel is going to be on the front lines. Angel has to feel as though his understanding of that dynamic has been sorely tested. More than that, he must feel more lonely than ever, something that is going to only get worse with the next episode.

Even if this episode placed Angel’s mission into perspective and introduced concepts that would extend through the entire series’ run, the fact remains that this was a sweeps event. Bringing Buffy and Angel together in a moment of bliss was all about the buzz factor. The writers managed to make it work well enough, but the plot device of the Mohra demon is problematic in light of the series as a whole.

It’s also clear that the writers were still working out how to move the series out of the introductory phase. The issues with Glenn Quinn and the decision to remove Doyle didn’t help, though it did fit into the “complication” phase of the season rather well. It took longer than usual for the writers to get a feel for the scope of the apocalyptic plot threads, and as such, elements like the Oracles seem out of place and clash with the tone of later elements.

Between the somewhat tentative introduction of the apocalyptic plot threads and Buffy’s presence, this episode is often cited as an example of the first season’s strengths and weaknesses. There’s some critical character work for Angel in this episode, which fits the mission statement of the series, but there’s also an apparent lack of self-identity for the series as a whole. The series wouldn’t truly step out of the shadow of its parent until the third season, when the writers found a way to give Angel’s story a distinct context.


Memorable Quotes

BUFFY: “It was rude. We should go kill it.”
ANGEL: “I’m free…”

CORDELIA: “Look out, he’s gonna eat…everything in sight…”

ANGEL: “’The Gateway for Lost Souls’ is under the Post Office?”
DOYLE: “It makes sense if you think about it…”

BUFFY: “You hurt my boyfriend.”
MOHRA: “A great darkness is coming!”
BUFFY: “You got that right…”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode does everything possible to make this sweeps event work in the context of the series as a whole. Angel’s ongoing role in the apocalypse is clearly introduced, and his resolve as a Champion is tested. There’s no question that the scenes between Buffy and Angel are heart-wrenching, but episodes like this did very little to help “Angel” gain its own identity.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 2/4

Final Rating: 7/10

Monday, December 20, 2004

X-Files 4.15: "Kaddish"


Written by Howard Gordon
Directed by Kim Manners

In which Mulder and Scully investigate the murder of a teenage Neo-Nazi, who was apparently the victim of the man he helped to murder, brought back to life through Jewish mysticism…


Status Report

This episode had a lot going against it. For one thing, it was produced before “Leonard Betts”, an episode that set the stage for the “Cancer Arc”, which would last through the end of the season. Unfortunately, due to scheduling changes, this episode aired after the “Cancer Arc” was well underway. “Momento Mori”, one of the best episodes of the fourth season, was the previous episode, and it left the story in a place where ignoring Scully’s medical condition was not an option. Of course, there was no way for the producers to go back and correct that unintentional oversight.

This was also an episode based in ethnic folklore. The writers were never very successful at making such episodes work. There was always a strong desire to attach a political or social statement to the exploration of the folklore in question. That commentary inevitably clashes with the tone of the series, even when the characters can identify with those emotions. Focusing on the struggles of Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn carries with it an inevitable layer of political, religious, and social context.

Finally, the episode was written by Howard Gordon. Gordon is the kind of writer that has very interesting ideas, but has trouble putting those ideas to paper. Unfortunately, as any “24” fan can attest, Gordon also can come up with some rather bad ideas, or worse, leave mediocre ideas unresolved. Those bad ideas seem to make it to the page a bit more often than they should.

So “Kaddish” was up against the wall before it even started: an episode dealing with religious folklore of Orthodox Jews in racially divided Brooklyn, with no reference to Scully’s immediate medical situation, and written by someone who has difficulty getting the details of such complex issues on the page in a compelling manner.

This episode is filled with missed opportunities. The series had already firmly established Scully’s personal religious beliefs, but Mulder’s side of the story was vague at best. He was sitting in a Catholic church in “Conduit”. Other episodes suggested a lack of spiritual belief, regardless of form. Still more episodes suggested that Mulder’s family was Jewish, at least ethnically if not religiously. This episode could have shred some light on Mulder’s religious background, something that could have given further context to the character and his past.

Instead of using the situation to provide insight into Mulder’s internalized reaction to anti-Semitic hate crimes and Jewish mysticism, Gordon prefers to tell a different story. This results in the inevitable sidelining of the main characters. Mulder and Scully’s investigation reveals the love story of Arial and Isaac, but has little to do with its resolution. Whenever the writers fail to connect the agents into the story in a definitive way, the final product suffers. This episode is no exception.

Justine Miceli does a great job as Arial, giving life to a range of emotions that would be difficult for any actress to express. Miceli was apparently nervous about playing an Orthodox Jewish woman, and that makes the accomplishment even more impressive. None of that uncertainty translates to the screen.

The same cannot be said for the depiction of Orthodox Judaism as a whole. The surface aspects are all there, but it’s clear that Gordon and the producers had to play fast and loose with a few basic tenets to make the episode work. Apparently this was true off the screen as well; there are a few stories that have circulated regarding the troubles caused when the production team failed to take the religious and social requirements of Orthodox Jewish experts into account.

It doesn’t help that the first half of the episode is an exercise in stereotypes. There’s an irony in the fact that Gordon chose the staple of intellectually shallow Neo-Nazis as the apparent villain of the piece. Gordon makes an effort to place both sides of the conflict on an even moral playing field. That suggests a rather bizarre and questionable message: Orthodox Jews and Neo-Nazis are, in this depiction, equally reprehensible, and that’s hard to swallow. After all, society as a whole finds fault with Neo-Nazi violence; the hatreds of Neo-Nazis do not represent an equal concern by society for the actions of Orthodox Jews!

It would have been better, if this social commentary was absolutely necessary, to replace the simplistic Neo-Nazis with the actual ethnic groups present in Brooklyn and at odds with the Orthodox Jewish community. Painting both sides in shades of grey would have given the episode balance, even in the face of hateful proclamations on both sides. It would be less about two peoples trying to kill each other and more about the struggles that come about when two mutually exclusive groups are forced to live side by side.

The scene between Mulder, Scully, and Bjunes is a good example of a scene that could have been taken to another level with the right kind of tweaking. Mulder seems to suggest a Jewish ethnic heritage with a Christian belief system, as per his comment about Jesus and the resurrection. Right there, in plain sight, is a character element just waiting to be explored. Scully doesn’t even call him on it, and Bjunes barely touches on his own insinuations. That conversation could have been 30 seconds longer and five times deeper with slightly more revealing dialogue.

One element that makes no sense at all is the burial and subsequent spontaneous combustion of the Sepher Vetzirah (spelling of this is suspect at best). One could conclude that burying the book was an attempt to hide the source of the knowledge, but that doesn’t track; Kenneth Ungar plainly implies that the book is common enough to find elsewhere. More than that, why would anyone think to look for the book in the first place, thus necessitating its concealment?

The book itself seems to spontaneously combust, and while Scully provides a rather lame attempt at scientific explanation, there’s no other interpretation offered as to the reason why the book burst into flames. It just seems to happen so that the mystical side of the episode can be a bit flashy, which is certainly not a very good excuse.

It takes quite some time before the episode gets down to the real story: the love between Arial and Isaac, and Arial’s role and intention for Isaac’s return. The history of the communal wedding ring is simple and tragic, and it’s something that should have been mentioned from the very beginning to place the episode in context. This, of course, would have interfered with the desire to twist expectations; it was apparently better to equate Orthodox Jews with Neo-Nazis, rather than provide a stronger foundation for the central character motivations. It’s not as though Gordon couldn’t have Arial discuss the wedding plans without giving away the whole plot!

However, it’s one thing to use the history of a people as a convenient plot device, and quite another to honestly and respectfully explore that culture. Having Scully walk into the men-only section of the synagogue with little or no reaction from those worshipping certainly doesn’t qualify as honestly depicting the culture. It also seems odd that the rabbi would calmly dismiss an apparent murder in the temple, even given the tensions within the society.

The discussion of golems and how they are made is one of the better scenes of the episode, if only because it delves into the circumstances that actually make this situation worthy of Mulder and Scully’s attention. However, it could have been more. Again, this was an opportunity for Mulder to look at his own beliefs and consider them against this ancient and storied tradition.

There’s also something to be said for leaving mystical concepts vague and undefined. The golem is necessary for the love story component of the episode, but that is part of the problem. Somewhere around the third season, the series stopped being about unexplained events and how two very different people try to reconcile them. There is no question that the golem is real and that it was created using the Sepher Vetrizah; the air of mystery is rendered obsolete. It’s not that Jewish mysticism provides a possible parallel to the phenomena at work; the golem of legend is, by virtue of this episode, quite real.

This should be significant, because this episode adds significant support to the idea of a higher power at work within the series. If Mulder were to take something and relate it to some analogue from Jewish mysticism, then it would simply be Mulder’s wish fulfillment rearing its ugly head. But a golem is created through the power of the Word in this episode, and that means that there is a power behind the Word.

This power is ostensibly “God”, though the divine doesn’t quite manifest itself as one would expect within the mythology of the series. There’s a divine power aiding Mulder and Scully, as seen in “One Breath” and “The Blessing Way”, but it doesn’t confine itself to the Judeo-Christian conception of God. In fact, the mythology strongly suggests that the power of the divine is accessible to all living things, whether a person believes in “God” or not. It speaks to something even more pervasive, which is exactly how it is treated in episodes like “all things”. Regardless, this is still more mystical and religious than the idea of cooking up a golem with a recipe and the Word.

In the end, Scully doesn’t even question what the golem might be. She’s steps right over that line and starts debating motive. There’s no discussion between Mulder and Scully about the possible interpretations of how the golem was made or what it might truly be, nothing about personal belief and how that shapes each interpretation. One would think that Scully would have much to ponder, but that simply doesn’t happen. The golem is what it is, and apparently neither agent wants to take it any further.

The episode ends with the revelation that the golem is following Arial’s desire to have her wedding day, which is wonderful for the love story but rather disappointing in terms of the agents’ part in the final act. Once Isaac returns to dust, the episode ends. Scully, as usual, misses enough to justify her typical denial, which isn’t even covered in the final scene. Scully’s point of view actually gets very little representation in this episode, which is usually a bad sign.

Without the benefit of characterization, the episode falls to the plot and its execution. As with the characterization, Gordon fails to delve into the implications of the golem’s admitted creation. It’s a wonder that Mulder didn’t run out and get his own copy of the Sepher Vetrizah the next day; he knows, by this episode alone, that the process works and that it is a solid example of something paranormal that can be proven. So why does this not happen? Because, of course, Gordon never realized that it was the logical conclusion Mulder would draw.

The underlying strength of the episode is the very element that proves it’s undoing: the love story of Arial and Isaac, which requires that a mystical concept become reality without question. The process of rendering one into the other without causing serious implications to the mythology, especially with the religious component involved, requires a deft hand. Unfortunately, that skill was lacking, and the episode falters without that solid foundation.


Memorable Quotes

BJUNES: “What kind of Jew trick is this?”
MULDER: “A Jew pulled it off 2000 years ago.”

JACOB: “I went up to see what it was and he attacked me. It was self-defense.”
MULDER: “Hanging a man is self-defense?”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode was another failed attempt to take ethnic folklore and turn it into a viable X-File. There’s no attempt to take the obvious opportunities for character exploration, and the religious consequences to the mythology are completely ignored. The love story behind the golem is a nice enough plot element, but Mulder and Scully have nothing to do with the resolution, making their presence in the situation somewhat moot.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 0/4

Final Rating: 5/10

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Roswell 2.7: "Wipeout!"

Written by Gretchen Berg and Aaron Harbarts
Directed by Michael Lange

In which the Skins launch an attack on the hybrids by making all the humans in town disappear, forcing Max to take command, prompting some small but critical betrayals…


Status Report

As noted in the previous review, the series was caught between a rock and a hard place in the second season. The uncertain nature of the renewal (13 episodes with an option for the “back nine”) forced the writers to bring the plot threads to a relative conclusion within a short period of time. That situation might have worked if the writers were inclined to work out the details of the plot progression ahead of time. Instead, the writers were making it up as they went along (as Ron Moore admits), and often, the final result was weakened. This episode covers a lot of ground, both in terms of plot and character development, but it’s also riddled with plot holes that could have easily been avoided.

Max and Isabel are enjoying a meal at home as the episode begins. Right from the start, there are some good and bad points. Max seems to be getting paranoid about the people around him, wondering who he can trust and what motivations they have. This makes sense, especially in light of Michael’s connection to Courtney. Max doesn’t know why Michael is helping Courtney, and so he wonders what else he doesn’t know.

Isabel’s distant attitude certainly doesn’t help, but her reasons (however false) don’t add up. She claims that they “destroyed a race of people”, and that is why she’s withdrawing from Max right now. Well, that doesn’t quite add up. For one thing, they all know that the Skins on Earth are not the entire race of Skins; there’s still the entire population back on Antar under the rule of Kivar. So Isabel’s lie doesn’t even make sense. Add to that the fact that she’s saying that with her parents close by, and it comes across as sloppy.

The opening scenes between Jim and Kyle Valenti is far better, finally addressing Kyle’s semi-conversion to Buddhism and his father’s reaction to it. Of course, Valenti can’t understand it, especially when it serves to deprive him of a nice meal. The changes have made it hard for Valenti to relate to his son, and in turn, Kyle feels the distinct air of disapproval and disappointment.

Meanwhile, Liz is back at the Crashdown now that Whitaker’s office is closed, which makes sense from a plot perspective. It also gives her and Maria an excuse for being out of town together, which is vital to the plot. The writers use the premise of the episode rather well in the beginning; Maria’s accident with the baby carriage is a shot to the gut, even if one’s brain is aware that the carriage is empty.

The reactions of the main characters are all appropriate, especially in terms of Isabel, and that sells the main concept of the Skins launching a last-ditch effort to destroy their enemies and retrieve the granilith (presumably to get back to Antar). Courtney’s observation about her husk also places an immediate crisis in her future, which serves to divide Michael’s priorities. It doesn’t take long for the hybrids, Courtney, Maria, and Liz to converge on the Crashdown, where it’s soon rather apparent that they are alone and under siege.

It doesn’t take long for Tess and Michael to start pointing fingers. Tess accuses Courtney of leading the Skins right to Roswell, while Michael defends Courtney. Isabel is too busy blaming herself and the hybrids to remember that the Skins were hunting them long before they fought back. Right on cue, the gang is forced to hide in the bathroom as Nicholas and Ida walk in, hunting their prey.

The dynamic between Nicholas and Ida is truly bizarre and highly inconsistent. Nicholas is the leader of the Earth-bound Skins, according to the previous episode, and yet he seems to let Ida chide him and question his decisions. It’s almost as if Nicholas and the rest of the Skins have become caught up in their own patterns, unable to remember what their original roles were supposed to be. For someone so powerful, Nicholas has some serious self-identity issues. (And where exactly did the Skins put that “moisture chamber”?)

Before anyone has a chance to breathe (beyond Max stewing over Liz), Courtney starts having “husk” issues. Oddly, even Liz and Maria contribute to giving Courtney some aid. Meanwhile, Max finally confronts Michael about his concern for Courtney. Max obviously disagrees with the idea of Michael sending time with one of the enemy. This is interesting, because Max doesn’t approach the situation in a way that would prompt Michael to explain his side of the story. There are a ton of suggestions in this episode regarding Max and his weaknesses as a leader, and this is one very good example.

Tess finally takes charge of the Courtney situation and forces her to start talking. For someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, Courtney is rather good at figuring out the answers. That’s because Courtney is still playing Exposition Girl; the purpose is to make sure the audience knows that the humans will eventually disappear like the rest.

It doesn’t take long for another problematic scene to rear its ugly head. Liz and Maria are assaulted by a Skin, who happens to be a guy with sunglasses and absolutely no personality. Jim and Kyle appear literally out of nowhere (they are just suddenly in the Crashdown without preamble). The Skin gets away, and yet the gang is in no hurry to leave the diner. So why aren’t they immediately assaulted by the Skins?

Courtney provides a bit more of that ol’ exposition by mentioning that the Skins can be killed by slamming them on a “button” hidden on the small of their back. This is a rather convenient development that allows the gang to take out the Skins in a rather familiar fashion (familiar, at least, to “Buffy” fans). Courtney also lets everyone know that Nicholas has the same powers as the hybrids, but he’s much stronger.

The issue of Nicholas’ powers is a serious weakness of the episode. For one thing, it’s never explained why Nicholas would have the same powers as the hybrids. The hybrids are supposed to have those powers because they have access to the full potential within the human genome. So why would the Skins have the same powers? Or rather, why would one Skin have the same powers, and most of the others apparently don’t (since they don’t use them to attack)?

One possible explanation is that the Skins and other races of the Antar Kingdom are in some way related to the human race. The fact that the Skins need to wear the “husks” would seem to argue against that possibility, but it would explain why the alien DNA of the hybrids was compatible with human DNA. Perhaps Nicholas is so powerful because he has mastered that which the hybrids have only begun to understand.

By the time Max takes command of the situation, the fractures within the gang are already apparent. Max doesn’t trust Kyle, and that is a major problem, since everyone should be working together to survive. More problematic is the fact that Isabel chooses to take her own path, ignoring Max’s decision that everyone should stick together. At least thematically, this fits within the context of Isabel following the path laid down by Vilandra; Isabel’s decision is rash and places everyone in danger.

Isabel isn’t the only one slipping into an apparently destined role. Michael is so concerned about Courtney, and perhaps the thought of being the king, that he gives Courtney information about the granilith. The fact that Courtney is dying makes this something of a hollow threat, but that’s not really the point. The point is that Michael, in his previous incarnation, could have also let dreams of grandeur undermine his effectiveness as second-in-command. Whether intentional or not, it seems that Max was betrayed by everyone around him, and largely because of disillusionment with his rule.

It would be interesting to know if Brody realizes that someone was in his office messing with his equipment. Brody has been absent of late, something that would be corrected in the subsequent two-part episode that finally delves into the topic of alien abduction. The writers quickly make another logical error in the story when Valenti comes in, apparently in pain, to tell his son how proud he is of him. That ties nicely into the beginning of the episode, but none of the other humans in the story feel the same pain as they disappear.

The Skin attack in the UFO Center is resolved rather easily, and Kyle’s sudden realization that the phallic vandalism of the UFO Center billboard must be related to the disappearance of the humans is a bit contrived. It does, however, give Kyle a chance to stand up for himself and show Max that he’s not the enemy. Max comes around, which is good to see; once again, there are shades of the flawed king in Max’s characterization in this episode.

The scene in the bus between Nicholas, Isabel, and Ida is somewhat hard to swallow. In the previous episode, Nicholas made it very clear that he has come to despise women, and he even finds Vilandra to be expendable over his own survival. Nicholas takes a complete U-turn in this episode, letting Isabel get under his skin, so to speak. This is also another scene where Nicholas and Ida can’t seem to remember who they are: mother/son or leader/follower.

It’s rather interesting to note that Vilandra seems to have been rather fickle with her men, which once again speaks to the strong undercurrent of “free will” vs. “destiny”. Isabel would constantly look outside of the gang for a love interest, now matter how dangerous that could be. Now it seems like that’s something Vilandra used to do, perhaps betraying Kivar as much as her brother.

The quick pacing of this part of the season is evident in Liz’s realization that she can’t keep the truth from Max for very long. As noted in the review for “The End of the World”, the future has already been altered by the delay in the relationship between Max and Liz. There’s no reason for Liz to keep up the lie. Kyle makes a very comforting observation: Max will always know, on some level, that Liz loves him.

Kyle and Maria arrive at the billboard, only to be attacked out of nowhere by an extra in sunglasses. If there was ever a moment where budgetary concessions were plainly evident, this is that scene. It’s one of the low points of the episode, if not the second season as a whole!

Nicholas’ conversation with Courtney is also disappointing in that it confirms one of the writing errors from the previous episode. Nicholas is clearly aware of the fact that Courtney is part of the underground, supporting Michael over Kivar. Why, then, would a new “husk” be created for her? Courtney also seems to remember something that she wasn’t at the UFO Center to hear: Max’s intention to flee to the school. These errors are somewhat alleviated by Courtney’s heroic suicide; then again, it was only necessary because Michael told her about the granilith in the first place, which seems to have been intended for the purposes of this scene.

The distrust engendered by Michael’s decision to help Courtney above all else and Isabel’s failed attempt to fix things on her own all lead to the apparent downfall of Max and the hybrids. Once again, this episode draws a parallel between the past on Antar and the present in Roswell. Nicholas seems to be rather pleased with himself, that’s for sure. The writers make it seem rather inevitable that the hybrids will be defeated, which makes the resolution that much harder to swallow.

Maria’s solution to the Skin device is incredibly hard to believe, since it wouldn’t have done anything other than probably get her shocked to death. At least there’s an attempt to make it seem logical; Tess’ sudden power is so ill-defined and contrived that it destroys the credibility of the entire episode. From the context of the latter part of the season, it makes a certain amount of sense, since Tess would want to eliminate the threat to her own plan with Kivar. But overall, it’s too easy, especially since it is never explained. Everyone just reappears, and somehow, none of the general population remembers what happened.

The final scene is actually a good ending. One would think that Max would have learned from his mistakes, but there’s the suggestion that Max continues to fall into the established patterns. Instead of taking Tess’ feelings into account, Max is more interested in whether or not Tess can tap into that power again. Perhaps it was that kind of callous thinking that pressed so many into turning on Max. There’s also the hint that Nicholas survived, probably thanks to his supposedly immense reservoir of power.

The writers were clearly forced to bring the Skins threat to something of a conclusion as soon as possible, leading into the major revelations of the two-part episode that follows. This was accomplished, but only at the expense of the logical progression of the story. The plot is rather flawed, especially when it comes to the final act.

At the same time, two very important elements are front and center. Max, Michael, and Isabel are forced to consider whether they are falling into established patterns, giving in to weaknesses they didn’t know they had. Max is something of a dictator, distrustful of those around him, something that was true in the first season but becomes more and more evident as the second season marches on. This flaw has always made Max interesting, since it suggests that Max wasn’t the beloved leader that he was supposed to have been.

Michael also allows his loyalty to be compromised, and perhaps most intriguingly, he seems unaware of it. He feels a connection to Courtney, and it’s hinted that he is interested in the thought of a large following back home, but he doesn’t seem to recognize that his relationship with Max is faltering as a result. Isabel, on the other hand, is all too aware of what she’s been hiding, and now that Max knows, it promises to be a major issue in the future.

The second important element is the development of the human characters. The scenes between Jim and Kyle are very strong, and Kyle’s character takes a subtle but compelling turn towards respect and even friendship with Max. Kyle seems conflicted about his role in Liz’s deception, and it seems to bother him that Max doesn’t trust him. Kyle wouldn’t have cared in the first season, so this is a welcome development.

It’s the character that saves this episode from the disappointing plot elements. Somewhat tellingly, the emphasis on character was the strength of the first season, so it only makes sense that it would be the strength of the second season. The network’s desire for something more plot-driven is evident in the past couple of episodes, and while the writers do what they can to make it all work, the final result doesn’t quite live up to the promise.


Memorable Quotes

KYLE: “It’s the circle, Dad…the circle of life.”

KYLE: “Any other areas where you’d like to point out my incompetency, Dad, or is the list complete at fishing and dating?”

MARIA: “OK, we’ve got ginkho, bee pollen, Echinacea, C, D, E, calcium, St. John’ wort, and Pamprin. What? I was dating Michael Guerin…”

NICHOLAS: “You always were a flighty little princess. Jewels before studies, that’s out Vilandra. We have you, you beautiful moron!”

COURTNEY: “I think I see a chest hair, Nicholas. Way to go.”

NICHOLAS: “By the way, love the hair, hope you win…”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode is saved by the depth of characterization, since the plot elements aren’t quite pulled together as tightly as they should have been. There are logical errors throughout the story, and the final act feels like a cop-out, rather than a well-considered solution to the Skin takeover. This is one of those episodes where network interference is rather evident.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 1/2
Style: 2/4

Final Rating: 6/10

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Buffy 4.8: "Pangs"

Written by Jane Espenson
Directed by Michael Lange

In which Buffy tries to pull the gang together for Thanksgiving dinner, only to be interrupted when the spirits of the Chumash are awoken and seek vengeance…


Status Report

It seems that just about every season of “Buffy” must have an episode centered on some holiday theme or secular celebration. Such episodes are traditionally hit or miss affairs, since there’s only so much a writer can do with the theme of a holiday without getting too preachy or cliché in the process. Earlier in the season, “Fear, Itself” put a capable spin on the Halloween theme, using the situation to establish character arcs that would carry on into the future.

This episode, unfortunately, is the prelude to another crossover with “Angel”, and like the similar episode “The Harsh Light of Day”, it fails to deliver on both necessary fronts. There’s practically no character or plot advancement, and the Angel appearance feels incredibly forced. The rationale for his arrival in Sunnydale doesn’t make sense, and as a result, it all feels like marking time until the meat of the story, which once again takes place in the subsequent “Angel” episode.

At least the episode introduces some information that places much of the topography of Sunnydale into perspective. Apparently there are tons of caverns under Sunnydale, as seen throughout the series, and whenever there’s an earthquake, entire buildings end up underground. Perhaps thanks to the Hellmouth, most of these buildings seem to house something demonic or evil.

This time, it’s the ruins of a mission from 1812, which happens to be the final resting place for many, many Chumash spirits. And the Chumash, of course, are perturbed over the extermination of their people by the Europeans. Xander, having started a construction job as part of his “occupation whirlwind”, finds the place during the initial groundbreaking for a university cultural center.

Since this is the Thanksgiving episode, it’s only natural that Willow take up the banner of speaking for the Native American victims of Western oppression. It seems lost on Willow that Buffy wants to hold a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps it has something to do with Willow’s desire to think of something other than Oz. At any rate, Willow doesn’t notice that Buffy is feeling more and more isolated from her family and friends.

There is an attempt, early in the episode, to delve into a deeper theme. Buffy, Riley, Willow…they all talk about the idea of home. Just about every character is looking for a soft place to fall in this episode, and it doesn’t always work out for them. The most obvious example would be Angel, who no longer belongs in Sunnydale, and can’t be the one to help Buffy find herself in her new world.

Another interesting example would be Xander and Anya. In a very short time, the two characters have formed a genuine bond, even if it’s hard for the rest of the gang to understand how one relates to Anya. In the end, it doesn’t matter what they think: at this time in their lives, Xander and Anya find something comforting in each other.

With her mother out of town, Buffy turns to Giles as the father figure (and convenient clean-up crew). Giles seems more than happy to actually help Buffy and get involved in her life. While part of that is related to Angel’s presence and warning, Giles has also been sidelined for far too long, and he knows it. He chastises Angel about his lurking, something that is very fair and accurate. Angel’s reason for keeping his presence secret seems more about his own hang-ups than protecting Buffy.

Because of the impression that the relationship between Buffy and Angel needs more closure before Buffy can truly move on with Riley (and the network probably wanted a sweeps event), something of a love triangle has to be staged. So of course, Angel has to see Riley pursuing Buffy while revealing his presence to Willow. It seems odd that Angel would involve so many of Buffy’s friends; it’s almost as if he’s consciously trying to undermine his own reasons not to see Buffy.

The conversation between Buffy and Riley also serves to reinforce the “home” theme, which ties into the Spike/Harmony scene which follows. Harmony tosses Spike to the curb, despite his best efforts, and after the previous episode, there’s no question he deserves such treatment. Still, it’s an amazing turn of events for the character; just weeks earlier, he was a major threat. Now, he’s played for sympathy, and damned if it doesn’t work.

Halfway through the episode, Buffy finally discovers the nature of the Chumash threat. This leads into some truly annoying moralizing from Willow, which feels more like a scene from a “cultural diversity in the workplace” video than a scene for “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”. It doesn’t help that Willow gets far too preachy about the whole thing. It’s a little crazy for Willow to suggest that they all get together and help the Chumash reclaim their rightful land (especially since they are, as mentioned, all exterminated!).

Her self-righteousness does serve to reveal something important about her character: she’s not afraid to stand up to Giles anymore. Giles used to be her mentor, and his opinion used to mean the world to her. The fragmentation of the Scooby Gang has stripped much of that away; Willow has begun making her own life. In essence, she has begun discovering herself, which is the over-arching theme of the season. Later in the series, this growing rift would become a major source of conflict.

Jane Espenson has a particular voice as a writer, and part of that distinctive style involves punishing the characters in new and ever-more-degrading ways. Xander and Spike take the lions’ share in this episode, that’s for sure. First Xander discovers, thanks to a little research, that he has become the unwitting victim of not one but several deadly infections, including the ever-popular smallpox and syphilis. Xander is overjoyed, as one would expect. (How he managed not to infect everyone else with the smallpox is something of a mystery.)

With everyone arguing and conversation getting snippy, Buffy puts more and more emphasis on her vision of a “perfect Thanksgiving”. This divisive type of situation is exactly what she’s been trying to avoid with the whole holiday theory, after all, and she certainly didn’t want people to start taking sides over whether or not to kill the marauding Native American vengeance spirit.

Things come to a nice boil just in time for Spike to come knocking on the door, after a Dickens-esque scene where Spike looks through the window at a vampire “family” sharing a meal, something he can no longer enjoy. As if being “neutered” wasn’t enough, now Spike is reduced to seeking aid from his sworn enemies. As important as this is from a plot/character perspective, as it begins a journey for Spike that ends in a rather well-considered shift to heroism), it’s salt on his wounds.

It does give Spike the opportunity, however, to cut through Willow’s self-righteous indignation with some cutting logic of his own. It makes sense for Spike to champion the ideals of “manifest destiny”, given the colonial attitude rampant in his human days. While he firmly believes in his point of view, he serves to bring the holier-than-thou aspects of Willow’s argument crashing to ground. He correctly points out, however indirectly, that Buffy and the others are trying to make up for something done hundreds of years ago, and the ones who did the killing felt fully justified at the time.

More than that, it gives the writers a chance to show Giles in a snit, since he said much the same thing and got nowhere. This is played for laughs, but it’s also plays into the fact that Giles has less and less influence over the rest of the gang. His role as mentor has, as mentioned earlier, all but disappeared. It’s determined that the next victim of Hus, the Chumash vengeance spirit in question, will be the apparent leader of those still occupying the land.

Willow, Xander, and Anya all go to warn the dean of UC-Sunnydale, which has less to do with logic and more to do with getting the characters outside so they can help Angel fight off the bad guys once things get serious. It doesn’t take long for that to happen, as Hus and his merry band of pissed-off Chumash crash Buffy’s little party. Quite obviously, Hus sees Buffy as the leader, since she was the warrior previously sent to stop him.

The ensuing fight is fun, largely because Spike becomes an undead pin cushion and tosses out great one-liners throughout the entire melee. Hus and his warriors can’t die and apparently can transform into animal forms (like bears), and yet the fight is rather simple, even as protracted as it is. It doesn’t last long enough to even postpone the Thanksgiving dinner, which of course, takes place at the end. Even Spike gets to stay for dinner, which plays into the “home” theme rather tidily.

Even though the “home” theme of the episode does pertain to the overall theme for the season (knowing where one belongs is part of knowing oneself), it doesn’t quite come together. It’s all there in the script, easy enough to find, but the episode itself doesn’t concentrate primarily on that theme. It comes and goes, supplanted often by Willow’s lecturing and Buffy’s attempt to create the perfect Thanksgiving dinner rather than deal with the gang’s communication issues.

If anything, the Chumash element could have been used more effectively. The idea might have been to tie in the “home” theme with the Chumash desire to take back control of their land; in essence, Buffy and the gang would have been dealing with spirits trying to find “home” themselves. That’s not stressed, and Willow’s stance doesn’t bring it close enough for that logical connection to be readily made.

The true weakness of the episode, however, is the forced involvement of Angel. Why does Angel need to be in Sunnydale for this particular situation? Why does he try to stay away from Buffy, yet do everything but announce himself in the process? Perhaps the answer to both questions can be found in the logic behind the subsequent “Angel” episode. It seems reasonable to assume, from the context of the Buffyverse as a whole, that The Powers That Be (or perhaps just Jasmine, the rogue Power) felt that Angel was holding back, still glooming over Buffy. As a result, they set up a couple of simple tests: see how Angel deals with a threat to the Slayer, and then give him the chance to choose between being a Champion and being with Buffy.

That rationale, if applicable, was never fully communicated on either series, so the whys and wherefores are left open to interpretation. It’s all too easy to assume that the network wanted to use the sweeps period before Thanksgiving to bolster the ratings for “Angel” by pushing for a crossover. While the subsequent “Angel” episode was much better, it betrays a lack of confidence in the spinoff, which would plague that series for the entire first season. Perhaps worse, it made the already troubled fourth season of “Buffy” even more muddled.


Memorable Quotes

ANYA: “Well, I think that’s a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.”
BUFFY: “It’s not really one of those.”
ANYA: “To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice…with pie.”

BUFFY: “Imaginary Xander is quite the machine…”

XANDER: “OK, I’ll stay, but you should go. You might catch it.”
ANYA: “We’ll die together. It’s romantic. Let me get your trousers off.”
XANDER: “You’re a strange girlfriend…”

BUFFY: “I thought I was going to have to use Slayer moves on this one woman who was completely hoarding the pumpkin pie filling.”
GILES: “And at some point, you are going to tell me about the murder?”
BUFFY: “Oh, right…”

GILES: “I’m glad that you’re watch out for her, but I feel I should remind you that she’s not helpless and it’s not your job to keep her safe.”
ANGEL: “It’s not yours anymore, either. Are you going to walk away?”

GILES: “Sorry?”
BUFFY: “We don’t say ‘Indian’.”
GILES: “Oh, right, yes, yes. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as ‘bloody colonials’…”

GILES: “What’s all that?”
WILLOW: “Atrocities. I got the full poop on the Chumash Indians and our fabulous buried mission.”
BUFFY: “You said you were going to get fresh ones.”
WILLOW: “Atrocities?”

BUFFY: “They’re gonna be mushy.”
WILLOW: “They won’t be mushy.”
GILES: “I like mushy peas.”
BUFFY: “You’re the reason we have to have Pilgrims in the first place!”

WILLOW: “Are you sure we shouldn’t be helping him?”
GILES: “No, I think perhaps we won’t help the angry spirit with his rape and pillage and murder.”

GILES: “Well, that’s good, but this is why I think we should all keep a level head in this.”
WILLOW: “And I happen to think mine is the level head, and yours is the one things would toll off of.”

WILLOW: “Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles.”
GILES: “It’s sort of an end in itself.”

WILLOW: “I don’t think anyone appreciated the truth of the situation.”
GILES: “Oh, I think we do.”
BUFFY: “This is no good! It need more condensed milk…”

BUFFY: “What are you saying?”
SPIKE: “I’m saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn’t chase the other puppies anymore!”

SPIKE: “I came to you in friendship! Well, all right, seething hatred…”

BUFFY: “Will, you know how bad I feel about this. It’s eating me up! Quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer…”

SPIKE: “You won, all right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That’s what conquering nations do. It’s what Caesar did, and he’s not going around saying, ‘I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it’. The history of the world isn’t people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story!”

SPIKE: “You exterminated his race! What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It’s kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick!”
XANDER: “Maybe it’s the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense.”
GILES: “I made these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me…”

ANYA: “What’s he like when he is evil?”

SPIKE: “A bear! You made a bear!”
BUFFY: “I didn’t mean to!”
SPIKE: “Undo it! Undo it!”

XANDER: “And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up.”
BUFFY: “And they say romance is dead…”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode was another struggle for the fourth season. There was an interesting concept of “home” within the episode, but it never became the connective thread for the various plot elements as intended. Willow’s moral posturing was somewhat out of character and annoying, and Angel’s involvement felt rather forced. While very funny at times, this is far from a classic.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 1/4

Final Rating: 6/10

Monday, December 13, 2004

Firefly 1.9: "Ariel"


Written by Jose Molina
Directed by Alan Kroeker

In which Simon hires the crew to break into a hospital so he can figure out what happened to River, but a betrayal places everyone’s future in jeopardy…


Status Report

Having introduced all of the characters and the essential aspects of the “Firefly” universe, Joss Whedon and Tim Minear set forth to trigger some of the plot complications set up in the first several episodes. Two major plot threads had been hanging around since the very beginning of the series: the mystery of River’s medical condition and Jayne’s mercenary desire to profit from their eventual capture. These two threads intertwine in this episode, and it is not a pretty sight.

What makes this episode particularly interesting is that this situation has been developing for quite some time, right in the open. There’s been very little attempt to hide the fact that Jayne is out for himself, and he doesn’t care at this point what Mal or the others might think. He doesn’t worry about what might happen after the fact, because that would involve long-term planning. Jayne doesn’t do the thinking thing.

The teaser, however, is rather shocking, since it takes a typical conversation on Serenity and turns it into a major turning point. Scenes like this can seem out of place or over the top, if the previous character development doesn’t make it realistic. In this case, the scene starts out like any other, with the characters bickering over whether anyone other than Inara should set foot on Ariel, since it’s a Core planet and therefore trouble for ex-Independent types.

The scene takes a rather unusual turn when River slashes Jayne across the chest, prompting much shock and awe. The scene is staged to suggest that River attacks Jayne for being incredibly rude and dismissive with Simon, but that’s not necessarily the case. Jayne is wearing a Blue Sun shirt, and River slashes right across the logo. This is not the first time she “attacks” the Blue Sun label; she also went a little nutty on the canned goods earlier in the season, which just happened to have the corporate label prominently displayed.

This is important because the secret behind the experimentation on River was never revealed, thanks to the fate of the series. Any clue is worth exploring as a possible source for speculation. It’s firmly established that River was a test subject in an experiment conducted by some secret ops group within the Alliance. It’s somewhat less obvious that Blue Sun is the corporate aspect of the Alliance. The question is: does River attack the symbol because the corporate Blue Sun was behind the experiments, or because the experiments involved “programming” the test subjects to undermine Blue Sun?

If Blue Sun was behind the experiments, what could their goal be? Being part of a military corporate structure, this could be the ultimate in aggressive consumer research; imagine people who could know, in exacting detail, what you want and what you’re willing to do to get it. Of course, that doesn’t explain the military technology used by the “Men in Blue Gloves”. It’s more likely that River was the test subject for military purposes, probably for use in the intelligence community. If the Alliance is worried about the Independent movement resurging, it might find it useful to have an army of telepaths/psychics running around as an early warning system.

Whatever the case, Jayne takes the opportunity to push Mal on the idea of selling Simon and River out. Completely in keeping with his characterization, Mal refuses to even consider the notion. Instead, he treats Simon and River like he would a soldier under his command; if one goes nuts and starts attacking fellow soldiers, then the commander has to find a way to deal with it. Mal makes it clear to Simon that a solution to River’s mood swings is a necessity; otherwise, her presence could become a serious liability for everyone. It’s clear, however, that Mal has sympathy for Simon’s situation and prefers that River get help, not a one-way ticket to some border world.

Just like that, the episode’s caper is born. Simon, all too aware that Mal is not kidding, recognizes that he needs to get the right equipment to find some treatment for River’s condition. He needs the rest of the crew for that, of course, and the trick is making it worth their effort. Being a doctor, Simon knows which medicines command the best resale price, and of course, those medicines just happen to be in the same kind of medical facility as the equipment Simon needs. And Simon, having been a rising star in the Alliance medical universe, knows exactly how one would get into such a medical facility.

It’s a job that appeals to the pseudo-Robin Hood morality of the crew. Simon appears to have learned something from his short tenure on Serenity; it’s a little unnerving to think of how diabolical Simon could be under the right circumstances. As the crew follows Simon’s plan in every detail, it’s easy to miss the moment of Jayne’s betrayal; the second time around, of course, it’s very easy to spot, demonstrating how well the scenes are executed.

When it comes down to having the “medical team” rehearse their lines, the usual Whedon-esque comedy creeps in. It’s hilarious to watch Jayne swim so far out of his depth, and even Mal becomes so invested in the caper that he gets frustrated at his own mistakes. Of course, that makes the whole situation that much more interesting; there’s a high chance of someone screwing up, even without Jayne helping things along.

Just as soon as the comedy sets a lighter tone, the writers pull the audience back to reality with the scene between Simon and River. As soon as Simon mentions how the two fugitives are going to bypass the checkpoints, a sense of dread permeates the entire scenario. Even as Simon assures River that it’s a temporary situation, the audience isn’t left with much more in the way of certainty. After “Angel”, it’s all too easy to imagine a major character getting killed off early in the series.

Lest anyone forget the possibility of further complication, Mal gives Jayne a stern warning on the way to the hospital. Mal’s no fool; he’s expecting Jayne to do something incredibly stupid and self-serving, even if it’s playing games with Simon at the absolutely worst time. Jayne nicely deflects any suspicion by acknowledging that Simon came up with a good plan. Whatever else might be true about him, Jayne has some skill at self-preservation.

He also has his eyes on the prize, so as soon as the coast is clear, he sets up the exchange with the Alliance. It would have been easy for the writers to let Jayne continue to act without remorse, but that would have ignored the lessons he learned in “Jaynestown”. Having discovered something about himself and humanity in that episode, he can’t help but consider what he’s done when he sees Simon risk everything to save one life. In that moment, Jayne knows who the bigger man is, and he hates himself for it. (Not enough, of course, to change his mind!)

Despite a couple small complications, Mal and Zoe make it to the supply vault. The “bodybags” make rather convenient storage devices. Meanwhile, Simon begins scanning River’s brain using one of the coolest medical props ever created for a television series. Sean Maher sells the idea of a holographic control system with his practiced and confident hand movements; it’s hard not to believe that the holograms were actually floating there in front of his face.

The writers finally drop some serious hints about what was done to River, and as noted earlier, it’s not pretty. The Academy sliced into her brain and then stripped down her limbic system, which regulates emotional control. The description Simon provides to Jayne (as he works it out for himself) fits perfectly with River’s symptoms: not only is she empathic to a heightened degree, but she has no way to filter out anything she feels. Since it also seems that the Academy experiments made her psychic, this seems to have been designed to prevent River from naturally blocking out such input to her brain; she’s forced to experience and react to every piece of information that slides into her mind.

Perhaps to prove the point, as soon as Jayne starts lying to Simon about why they need to leave early through the back door, River freaks out, her brain chemistry going into uncharted territory. She’s not concerned about Jayne’s betrayal so much as what she sees coming on the heels of it. And that’s not the normal Alliance agent in contact with Jayne, either. River is very likely reacting to the approaching presence of the two “Men in Blue Gloves”.

Somewhat predictably, Jayne ends up getting shafted by the Alliance, while the Alliance officer in charge takes credit for the Tams’ capture. It takes less than a minute for Mal to realize something is amiss, which is actually much faster than it usually takes. What makes it worse for Jayne is that Simon didn’t see what really happened; he thinks Jayne jumped to their defense. Having been proven a fool, Jayne doesn’t want to hear it.

Things begin looking up when Jayne and Simon manage to subdue their guards while being relocated, and Mal leads a rescue effort through the back door. Of course, the already-bad situation gets worse when someone other than the usual Feds show up: the “Men in Blue Gloves”. River sets the tone when she announces their arrival with absolute terror. That’s never a good sign, and once the Men show up and eliminate everyone who had contact with River, it’s clear why.

Jayne may be morally weak, but he’s not so stupid as to ignore the screaming of men dying in horrible ways. Even so, he’s way behind Simon and River. Mal and Zoe show up for the heroics just in time to get the Tams out of harm’s way, and by the time that happens, everyone in the audience is very, very happy. After all, it’s one thing to know theoretically that River was an unwilling test subject; it’s quite another to see what those running the tests are willing to do.

Mal’s sudden and brutal attack on Jayne, once the thrilling tales of misadventure are over, brings everything back to the very beginning of the episode, when Mal made his expectations rather clear. It’s rather clear that Mal fully intends to kill Jayne for turning in members of his crew, but then Jayne asks Mal to lie about it. In that moment, Jayne proves that he has some remnant of human remorse left.

It’s been established that Mal is struggling to retain his humanity, pulling people into his orbit that remind him why he seeks redemption. Jayne is more than just the hired muscle; he’s everything that Mal is afraid of becoming, because it’s one step away from the kind of amoral behavior of the Reavers. Mal probably told himself that he would take Jayne out if he ever slipped further down that slope, so when Jayne shows some sliver of humanity, Mal gives him a chance to prove himself. After all, if Jayne can redeem himself, so can Mal.

Up to the final scene, the episode runs the table from comedy to horror, and everything in between. It’s only fitting that the episode end with one of the most endearing moments in the entire series’ run. Simon comes to River with a possible treatment, the end result of everything they’ve just gambled for, and tells her that it’s time “to wake up”. Sean Maher delivery of that line is beyond authentic, and like so much about this series, it rings true on every level.

As mentioned already, this is the first episode to take previously established plot threads and pay them off. The plot is relatively straightforward, but very little time is wasted; everything that happens pertains to the story. All the same, this is an episode that needed to come after all of the characters are adequately introduced, and that’s exactly what Joss and Tim had in mind. Jayne takes an unexpected turn after his attempt to turn in the Tams, and now the stakes are raised in terms of escaping Alliance notice; it would be hard to believe that the Men in Blue Gloves failed to make the connection between their prey and Serenity.

This episode also continues the worrisome use of vague terminology for the location of planets in the “Firefly” universe. Ariel is constantly referred to as a “Core” or “central” planet, which sounds a lot more like galactic reference points that a single terraformed system. Wash also refers to planets on the “rim”, which suggests the outer edges of a galaxy. The problem with that is rather obvious: the Core planets cannot be in the center of the galaxy since that space would be dense with stars and radiation. Also, Earth is technically close to the rim, so why would humanity relocate to the center of the galaxy?

The technology for “Firefly” suggests sub-light travel, which is hard to reconcile with the notion of a huge galaxy of planets. Given how often Serenity ends up landing on a moon, it’s more likely that there’s a small conglomeration of planetary systems under Alliance control. This would still require an FTL drive of some kind, but nothing so outlandish as travel across thousands of light years would require. The region of space covered by human colonization could spread from the space around Earth outward towards the rim of the galaxy. Thus, the older and more established planets would be those originally colonized, while those on the frontier would be further and further out into space.

The intent seems to have been “escalation”; Joss and Tim were constantly pressed by the FOX network to tone down the intensity and darkness, especially in the character of Mal. (Odd, how the WB network did the same thing with “Angel” in its first season!) Slowly but surely, the material slides into that darker world. This is only appropriate, since it wouldn’t be long before the crew would face some serious interpersonal issues.


Memorable Quotes

SIMON: “Could you not do that…ever…”

RIVER: “He looks better in red…”

MAL: “…the patients were cynical and not-responding, and we couldn’t bring them back…”

SIMON: “What about the cortical electrodes?”
JAYNE: “We forgot ‘em?”
SIMON: “Let’s try that again…”

MAL: “Pupils were fixed and dilapidated…”

KAYLEE: “Hey, Inara, how was your checkup?”
INARA: “Same as last year. What’s going on here?”
KAYLEE: “Well, lets’ see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the captain and Zoe are off springing the others got snatched by the Feds. And here they are now!”

MAL: “Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the balls to do it to my face.”

RIVER: “Is it time to go to sleep again?”
SIMON: “No, mei mei…it’s time to wake up.”


Final Analysis

Overall, this episode is a logical and thrilling extension of two of the plot threads established early in the season. Not a moment of time is wasted, and the stakes are raised for the crew once the episode is over. River and Jayne both come to a turning point, whether they realize it or not, and Mal gets to show some of his dark side again. This is an example of an episode with few mistakes and plenty of highlights.

Writing: 2/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 3/4

Original Rating: 9/10
Final DVD Rating: 9/10